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September 18, 2008


Eddy Cannonball


Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!


...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!


LOL ARRRR ~ the day when the planet talks just like us has dawned on the antipodes - so down to the serious (?) business of pirating.

Round one - attack Pondi Beach! I've updated the ship's blog of the Bonny Anne to record the event - click my URL link to see or cut&paste http://www.gaiagirl.com.au

In between attacks, the crew of the Bonny Anne will be relaxing & drinkin all day at the new Cock 'n Bull pub, located on the sim "Sydney Harbour"



Beek Haven is hosting two *Talk Like a Pirate Day* events on the 19th. For Euro-pirates at noon SLT we are having a sea battle/melee. 500L to last person surviving the melee.

At 7:00pm we are having a huge treasure hunt (wich no doubt will include some battling). Details given prior to it beginning, there is a 1000L Prize to the first crew to find the treasure

Both are open to all in appropriate dress. Bring your crew and find the treasure.

Eddy Cannonball

LOL they do have something in their in their rules about no warships.

Ah heck with it. invade em anywyas. Worst they can do is ban ye.

Captain Jiagu of Jabberwock

Well....... we was having an event for Intl talk like a Pirate Day , but it seems the managing committe of Nantucket and Mystic didnt like the idea of armed pirates from Jabberwock invading their territory despite being asked too for a charitable cause!!So their loss i guess :(

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